8:31 AM

How is it only 8:31 AM and I am craving chocolate....Yikes my friends...it's going to be a long day.

Planet Smooth Talker

I forgot my lunch again today and had no lunch meetings, so I decided it would be a good idea to get out of the office and grab a smoothie at Planet Smoothie.
I parked the car and went inside. Like usual, the place was dead and I wasn't even sure if there was a worker there.
But as I glanced around I noticed the normal guy that works days was sitting in a booth working on a laptop. He casually said, " I am ready whenever you are..."
So I ordered my smoothie and pulled out my CC to pay.
Please note, please note...other than my order and his saying that he was ready whenever I was, no words or even looks were exchanged....
As I am packing up to leave he says," And by the way....you look really pretty today."
This makes me feel like a complete asshole, because I didn't even leave him a tip...Drats!

Friday's Soap Box-Edition 1

It is completely unfair that Lindsay Lohan has a Birkin bag and I do not....She is not responsible enough to have one. I am quite sure that she would lay it down and potentially leave it...and then when asked about it...report it as stolen...

That's right people, I am angry about this! This shit is not fair!!! And I will not take this lying down.

Is this love...

Conversation when I got home from a long day of work:

Me: My feet are killing me...do you mind rubbing them?
Hubby: Sure (he begins attempting to rub my feet and then gets a disgusted look on his face,) Wow...these feet are so soft....
Me: Shut up....they are better than they used to be...
Hubby: That isn't saying much...I think I just cut myself....

Me: Hey...will you rub my neck?
Hubby: Sure....let me go wash my hands first. (he's weird about touching feet and then other things.)
Me: Thanks...my neck is killing me...I got stuck in a dress today after work and I think I pinched something.
Hubby: You got stuck in a dress????
Me: Yeah...I was trying a dress on and it got stuck. So, I was stuck in a dressing room with my arms pinned up around my ears. (I shove my arms straight up showing him what it could have looked like.)
Hubby: What did you do?
Me: I coached myself and tried to figure it out.
Hubby: You coached yourself???
Me: Yeah...like come on, you can do this, you got into this dress, you can get out....And I finally got it over my giants breasts...But I hurt my neck in the process cause I was stuck for about 10 minutes. I mean I thought about buying the dress and then cutting it off, but that seemed extreme and I also didn't know how I would even get out of the dressing room. Plus I just had my slip on.
Hubby: God love you....

Good Hair Days

Ok...So I am having a fairly good hair day....except the left side of my hair...obviously from where I sleep on it. How am I going to fix that...perhaps I will start sleeping with a hair bonnet like my grandmother used to...