Our Blind Side

As my hubby and I were relaxing in bed the other night....I had Miss Bridget Jones asleep in my arms, when I suddenly had the urge to use the bathroom. Bridget refused to move, causing me to maneuver around her and crawl over her, as I was doing this I looked at her and said, "You used to live in a kennel, they had to shave you before you left and now look at you!"

Then as I was making my way the the bathroom I looked at Buford, who was also asleep on the bed and said, "And you....you were in prison (AKA Humane Society)."

Then I looked at Bailey who is fully aware that she was chosen and said, "Yep...you were the only one we totally planned." And then I looked at my hubby and said, "Hey...we are like The Blind Side, only with dogs."

Hubby's response? "God Love You..."

ZUMBA-Take One!

I had my first ZUMBA class today.

Number one...I was humbled instantly.
Number two...it is painfully clear that I have no sexual energy, especially in my general hip area.
Number three....I have no rhythm, none whatsoever!

Mistake of the Day

Mistake of the day: Ramping up the fiber in my diet by eating:

• Fiber One Cereal (with extra fiber)
• munching on a apple w/PB for a snack

The problem came about during my 11:50 step class today when the fiber kicked in and I was bloated and had to pass gas. Luckily everyone survived the class and was not blown away by my vapors...but it was closer than everyone really knew.