The Price is Right

My goal for the Month: Whenever someone compliments me on something I am wearing...I am NOT to reveal how much money I did not pay for it!!!!!

I have such a bad habit when someone says, "Hey...I love that shirt." I automatically respond with...."I paid $3.95 for it!"

Wrong....need to be a bit more tactful....

Curvy Size 2

I find hilarious when I am cruising the "sale," section of Gap.com and they list their curvy pants on promotion and the only sizes they have left are 2's and 4's....
Really....really...really? What size 2 or 4 do you know Gap.com that would say they are curvy?

Print Please

Is it sad that I have a bunch of medical forms to fill out and I am excited?

I love to fill out forms...I love to print...now I just need to find the PERFECT pen to write on my forms with...because I will have to use the same pen on every single form...Yeah...there are that many forms...

Kodak Moment....

Dude....I just saw a girl in our cafe at work with a sheer black shirt on with a black bra only underneath. She had a short black skirt on w/ stacked black gladiator heels on...

I figure she must have a man as a boss, otherwise a female boss would have sent her home by lunchtime....

All the same, I wish I would have had my camera to capture it, cause no one will believe me...Drats!

Nervous Nellie

I find it amazing in the movies or TV when people get bad news or are nervous in general, they throw up. But in my case, when I get nervous...I get horrible gas....This just does not seem fair...or the least bit sexy...not that throwing up is...but on a sliding scale, I think it's sexier than flatulence.


I am just saying.....

I'm full, thank you!

Why is it that when you feel your plate is completely full, sometimes God dumps mashed potatoes on it as well?

And I don't even like mashed potatoes!!!!!

Glass of water please....

Why is it that executives, etc never carry water bottles? I always feel self conscious when going into meeting with my pink water bottle and no "leaders," have one.

• Are executives not all that thirsty? Is that their key to success, only be hungry for power, not thirsty for it...
• Do executives believe that water bottles are below them?
• Do executives not believe in recycling and saving the earth?

Just curious....thoughts?????