Not that far gone....

Even though I think Russell Brand is good looking via picture...Pictures do nothing for Jon Gossling...he still grosses me out...What a tool! I used to kind of feel sorry for him and the way Kate berated him, but now after he has been allowed to function on his own, it is blatantly evident, he is a complete D-bag.

I think I have a screw loose...

I don't know why....but as far as British mean, I find Russel Brand attractive...I have no idea why, because when he hosted the MTV Movie Awards (yeah-I watch it...) I wanted to drop kick Mr Brand into 2011, but in pictures there is just something about him. It is way too soon for me to give my blessing on the marriage between he and Ms Cherry Flavored Chapstick. But I do see what she sees in him.....

Not sure how my hubby will feel about this, as I have yet to discuss this with him...stay tuned and I will let you know how the uncomfortable conversation goes...

I love rock and roll....

Why is it that everyone I know or meet compliments me on my hideous new Joan Jett meets the Pretenders lead singer who's name I can't spell, or even remember hair cut? My hair cut is hideous...I have crazy ass layers and horrible 80's bangs....I am beginning to think that I must have looked really horrible prior to this to incite such a ridiculous riot....

Oddities of Life

I can't decide if I find it fascinating that my dogs feet smell like Frito's.....

or....

Gross that Frito's smell like my dogs feet.....

Our Blind Side

As my hubby and I were relaxing in bed the other night....I had Miss Bridget Jones asleep in my arms, when I suddenly had the urge to use the bathroom. Bridget refused to move, causing me to maneuver around her and crawl over her, as I was doing this I looked at her and said, "You used to live in a kennel, they had to shave you before you left and now look at you!"

Then as I was making my way the the bathroom I looked at Buford, who was also asleep on the bed and said, "And you....you were in prison (AKA Humane Society)."

Then I looked at Bailey who is fully aware that she was chosen and said, "Yep...you were the only one we totally planned." And then I looked at my hubby and said, "Hey...we are like The Blind Side, only with dogs."

Hubby's response? "God Love You..."

ZUMBA-Take One!

I had my first ZUMBA class today.

Number one...I was humbled instantly.
Number two...it is painfully clear that I have no sexual energy, especially in my general hip area.
Number three....I have no rhythm, none whatsoever!

Mistake of the Day

Mistake of the day: Ramping up the fiber in my diet by eating:

• Fiber One Cereal (with extra fiber)
• munching on a apple w/PB for a snack

The problem came about during my 11:50 step class today when the fiber kicked in and I was bloated and had to pass gas. Luckily everyone survived the class and was not blown away by my vapors...but it was closer than everyone really knew.