Friday's Soap Box-Edition 1

It is completely unfair that Lindsay Lohan has a Birkin bag and I do not....She is not responsible enough to have one. I am quite sure that she would lay it down and potentially leave it...and then when asked about it...report it as stolen...

That's right people, I am angry about this! This shit is not fair!!! And I will not take this lying down.

Is this love...

Conversation when I got home from a long day of work:

Me: My feet are killing me...do you mind rubbing them?
Hubby: Sure (he begins attempting to rub my feet and then gets a disgusted look on his face,) Wow...these feet are so soft....
Me: Shut up....they are better than they used to be...
Hubby: That isn't saying much...I think I just cut myself....

Me: Hey...will you rub my neck?
Hubby: Sure....let me go wash my hands first. (he's weird about touching feet and then other things.)
Me: Thanks...my neck is killing me...I got stuck in a dress today after work and I think I pinched something.
Hubby: You got stuck in a dress????
Me: Yeah...I was trying a dress on and it got stuck. So, I was stuck in a dressing room with my arms pinned up around my ears. (I shove my arms straight up showing him what it could have looked like.)
Hubby: What did you do?
Me: I coached myself and tried to figure it out.
Hubby: You coached yourself???
Me: Yeah...like come on, you can do this, you got into this dress, you can get out....And I finally got it over my giants breasts...But I hurt my neck in the process cause I was stuck for about 10 minutes. I mean I thought about buying the dress and then cutting it off, but that seemed extreme and I also didn't know how I would even get out of the dressing room. Plus I just had my slip on.
Hubby: God love you....

Good Hair Days

Ok...So I am having a fairly good hair day....except the left side of my hair...obviously from where I sleep on it. How am I going to fix that...perhaps I will start sleeping with a hair bonnet like my grandmother used to...

The Price is Right

My goal for the Month: Whenever someone compliments me on something I am wearing...I am NOT to reveal how much money I did not pay for it!!!!!

I have such a bad habit when someone says, "Hey...I love that shirt." I automatically respond with...."I paid $3.95 for it!"

Wrong....need to be a bit more tactful....

Curvy Size 2

I find hilarious when I am cruising the "sale," section of Gap.com and they list their curvy pants on promotion and the only sizes they have left are 2's and 4's....
Really....really...really? What size 2 or 4 do you know Gap.com that would say they are curvy?

Print Please

Is it sad that I have a bunch of medical forms to fill out and I am excited?

I love to fill out forms...I love to print...now I just need to find the PERFECT pen to write on my forms with...because I will have to use the same pen on every single form...Yeah...there are that many forms...

Kodak Moment....

Dude....I just saw a girl in our cafe at work with a sheer black shirt on with a black bra only underneath. She had a short black skirt on w/ stacked black gladiator heels on...

I figure she must have a man as a boss, otherwise a female boss would have sent her home by lunchtime....

All the same, I wish I would have had my camera to capture it, cause no one will believe me...Drats!